If you found our selection by The Flowers a tad commercial several weeks ago, you may have a heart attack listening to this week's song.

Several of us in the office believe this may actually be part of an elaborate campaign by China to lay the groundwork for eventually claiming to have invented beach surfer guitar riffs, 50's pop melodies and the women's liberation movement. But what's that you say? Telling women to find a good man and pamper him silly isn't tearing down the walls of sexual discrimination? You'd be right. Subversive this song is not, but we hope you enjoy the camp.