Known on the mainland as Liu Dehua, Andy Lau is one of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Hong Kong media circuit. And while a renegade faction in our office considers him more horseman of the apocalypse, said faction has yet to see him in the spectacular "Cat and Mouse" which also stars Cecilia Cheung and is probably the closest Hong Kong has ever come to replicating Citizen Kane.

All that said, seeing as this is a KTV lesson we're obliged to move on from film to music, which brings us to our selection for today: Love You Forever. If you haven't heard this song yet, we can only conclude you're a total KTV Newbie, since the proper way to do this seems to involve screaming the chorus at the top of your lungs, which is something you'll tend to notice when your KTV partner does it sitting on the sofa next to you while you're eating peanuts.

On a closing note, because Youtube continues to experience on-again-off-again blocking in China we're linking to a copy on Youku.com. If you're outside China you'll probably have better download speeds with this version.