@Trevelyan,

Nah, don't can it, it's perfect to help us learn a 很有中国特色中式英语的 sales pitch.

I plan to study it and mimic it, it's especially helpful with

chinese word order, for example, "Different tutor will charge you various prices, and every tutor may claim he/she is a good one," becomes, “不同的家教会收你不同的学费，而且每个家教可能会声称自己是好的”, or something like that.

Anway, it's helpful and entertaining.

Of course you could just blank out the name of their organization, 呵呵！