Yeah, actually I think 跑跑中文 has convinced me that adding 太监 improves everything :) In fact, that is my idea to stop government corruption. They can change the law so that if you want to advance in politics you have to become a 太监. That will make the number of 二奶 drop precipitously but people will still want the 金饭碗. 太监能干的事多着呢! That will solve the 干丨 problem and also it will make listening to speeches much more interesting (a lot more maniacal laughter).